You wake up freezin’, they've turned off your gas
Slumlord yr renting from is ridin’ your ass
60 hour workweek and it's still not enough
The Wall Street Journal's tryna call yr bluff
Spittin' on yr head from on top of their tower
Barely payin’ you $9 an hour
It's your fault, they've diagnosed
You've been eatin' way too much
Avocado toast!

Maybe they're right, you've got a disease
Yr head don't feel right; yr sore in the knees
Pull up yr bootstraps and off come yr feet
Eyes rollin back, sudden lusting for meat
It's taking over you, a matter of time
"Self made millionaires" on daddy's dime
Sittin in their condos, draped in their splendor
Organic food has left em real tender

Seems like the choice is clear
The time is comin' near
You've gotta
You've gotta
You've gottaaaaa
Eat the rich!

Must be contagious, cuz I’m feelin’ ill, ohh
I can’t afford that kind of hospital bill
Feelin’ dizzy, full of despair, but I
Can’t even breathe cuz they’ve poisoned our air
I know you're nervous, but it's time to succumb
It hurts to feel after being so numb
Stand up, push their boot off yr back
They'll suck us dry unless we
Attaaaack!

[Instrumental break]

They watch us die while collecting their tax break
So let em cry as they watch their glass break
Whaddya think, broiled or sauteed?
Bet their champagne makes a great marinade

Not much else we can do
So throw em in a stew
We’ve gotta
We’ve gotta
We’ve gottaaaaa
Eat the rich!

I feel the luxury, it's coursin' my veins!
The liver’s great, but have you tried the brains?
Wipin' my hands on a designer sheet
Let us eat cake? Nah, we’ll take the meat!
Eat the rich!